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Brumby SunstateFeatures: Author: MANSBACH, ADAM Publisher: TEXT PUBLISHING PAPERBACK ISBN: 9781921758843
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MDIHilarious turd-shaped stress toy Give it a squeeze and feel your worries melt away Great for when you're having a crappy day Product dimension app...
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Original price $19.99 - Original price $19.99Original price$19.99$19.99 - $19.99Current price $19.99Spencer Flynn | Namaste Nips Womens Socks
Spencer FlynnNamaste Nips Features: U.S. women's sock size 9-11 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% lycra
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Original price $27.99 - Original price $27.99Original price$27.99$27.99 - $27.99Current price $27.99Blue Q | You're Fucking Welcome Socks
Blue QYou're fucking welcome, and you're fucking welcome, everybody's fucking welcome, OK?! Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% ...
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Blue QHow many times do I have to ask you to not curse in front of the giraffe?! You know she's just going to repeat everything you say. Features: Su...
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Original price $29.99 - Original price $29.99Original price$29.99$29.99 - $29.99Current price $29.99Blue Q | Creative Little F***er Men's Socks
Blue QFeatures: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
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Original price $27.99 - Original price $27.99Original price$27.99$27.99 - $27.99Current price $27.99Blue Q | Don't Make Mummy Be a Bitch Socks (Women)
Blue QMost of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a speck. Women's shoe size 5-...
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Blue QBack in my day we didn't even have aprons, we just wiped our dirty hands on our shirts. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extr...
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Original price $16.95 - Original price $16.95Original price$16.95$16.95 - $16.95Current price $16.95MDI | Arse/Face Soap
MDIThe scented soap that tells you where to stick it. Perfect for housemates that need a subtle warning to avoid any nasty mix-ups. Features: The wh...
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Blue QI'm all for religious tolerance and freedom, but if you don't believe in Pizza Angels then I can't be your friend. Features: Super-absorbent. 1...
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Original price $19.99 - Original price $19.99Original price$19.99$19.99 - $19.99Current price $19.99Spencer Flynn | Get Socked Men's Socks
Spencer FlynnTell us how you really feel with your socks! Features: U.S. men's sock size 10-13 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% lycra
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Blue QYes, that's bitchy in a good way. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.
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Original price $69.99 - Original price $69.99Original price$69.99$69.99 - $69.99Current price $69.99Blue Q | I'll Feed All You F***ers Apron
Blue QWatch out! I've got a spatula and I'm not afraid to use it! Features: Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ti...
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Blue QShe will take extra sprinkles, though, if you have them. Maybe a cherry, too? Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
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Here at Homing Instincts, we’ve got rude gifts galore. We’ve got rude gifts with swear words on them, like f**k, s**t, w*nker and b**ch. We’ve got rude gifts adorned with private parts, and some even shaped like them too. These presents aren’t just funny though, they can be highly functional too. Some are socks, others tea towels. Some are planters, mugs, mittens, soap and signs. Browse our full collection for more!
Get Socked!
We love socks. Socks are great. Sure, they keep your feet warm, but they can make a statement too. Graphic socks can help you to express your personality, your opinions and your pet peeves. When it comes to getting someone a rude gift, socks are a stellar choice. We stock socks from Blue Q and Spencer Flynn and they’re pretty fun. Some of our all–time favourite phrases include ‘B**ch I Am Relaxed’, ‘This Meeting Is Bulls**t’, ‘I’m A Delicate F**king Flower’, ‘There Are Assholes Everywhere’ & ‘Calm Your Tits’.