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  • Card - Beeyond Grateful!-Vevoke-Homing Instincts
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    Card - Beeyond Grateful!

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    Printed with soy inks on 60% tree free recycled paper 140x108mm Ivory envelope Cellophane wrapped

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  • La La Land | Old Man Ball Sack-La La Land-Homing Instincts
    La La Land | Old Man Ball Sack-La La Land-Homing Instincts
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    La La Land | Old Man Ball Sack

    La La Land

    A very naughty card not for the faint hearted! Gravity works all over... Features: Illustrated rude greeting card by Murilo Manzini.

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  • Card - You're the best-Vevoke-Homing Instincts
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    Card - You're the best

    Vevoke

    Matching kraft envelope 108x140mm Cello wrapped

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  • Card - Love Birds-Vevoke-Homing Instincts
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    Card - Love Birds

    Vevoke

    135x135mm Blank inside Card and envelope manufactured using pulp sourced from sustainable forests Fine speckled envelope Compostable cellophan...

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  • "Happy Friggin' Birthday"- Card-Homing Instincts
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    "Happy Friggin' Birthday"- Card

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  • Card - F*ck this by Kiss me Kwik-Scarpa Imports-Homing Instincts
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    Card - F*ck this by Kiss me Kwik

    Scarpa Imports

    This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in the UK. FSC c...

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  • Forget it b*tches, that cake is mine! - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Forget it b*tches, that cake is mine! - Card

    Bobangles

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  • Valentine's Card | Cheers to Us Forever-La La Land-Homing Instincts
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    Card | Cheers to Us Forever

    La La Land

    14 x 14 cm greeting card with illustrations inside and out. Includes a kraft envelope. Made in Australia by La La Land.

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  • Valentine's Card | Wonderful Elton-La La Land-Homing Instincts
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    Card | Wonderful Elton

    La La Land

    14 x 14 cm greeting card with illustrations inside and out. Includes a kraft envelope. Made in Australia by La La Land.

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  • 21 and already a legend - Card-Homing Instincts
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    21 and already a legend - Card

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  • Kim Jong-Uno Card-Homing Instincts
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    Kim Jong-Uno Card

    Vevoke

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  • Card - Sorry you're Leaving by Kiss Me Kwik-Scarpa Imports-Homing Instincts
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    Card - Sorry you're Leaving by Kiss Me Kwik

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    This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in the UK. FSC c...

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  • Bloody hell! You got old - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Bloody hell! You got old - Card

    Bobangles

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  • Happy birthday from one huge d*ckhead to another - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Happy birthday from one huge d*ckhead to another - Card

    Bobangles

     

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  • Bunker Card - "Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green?"-Homing Instincts
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    Bunker Card - "Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green?"

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  • Card - New Baby Girl by Raspberry Blossom-Scarpa Imports-Homing Instincts
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    Card - New Baby Girl by Raspberry Blossom

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    Designs in the 'Whimsical' collection are adorned with heartfelt sentiments, use a contemporary colour palette and finished with a luxe gold and em...

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  • Old Lawyers Card - "Old lawyers never die: they just lose their appeal"-Homing Instincts
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    Old Lawyers Card - "Old lawyers never die: they just lose their appeal"

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    Old Lawyers Card - "Old lawyers never die: they just lose their appeal"

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  • Card - Not a Gyno by Kiss me Kwik-Scarpa Imports-Homing Instincts
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    Card - Not a Gyno by Kiss me Kwik

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    This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in the UK. FSC c...

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  • be a millionare card game-Curated Group-Homing Instincts
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    Ginger Fox | Who Wants to be a Millionaire Card Game

    Ginger Fox

    Climb the iconic money ladder with only your wits and four lifelines to catch you if you fall. Will your general knowledge mastery make you a (virt...

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  • Happy birthday w**ker - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Happy birthday w**ker - Card

    Bobangles

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  • Lionel Messy Card-Homing Instincts
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    Lionel Messy Card

    Vevoke

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  • La La Land | Aussie Gingerbread Ornament-La La Land-Homing Instincts
    La La Land | Aussie Gingerbread Ornament-La La Land-Homing Instincts
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    La La Land | Aussie Gingerbread Ornament

    La La Land

    A true-blue Aussie Christmas tree isn't complete without a ginger bread man in budgie smugglers! Add this funny and festive Christmas ornament to ...

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  • La La Land | Bauble Koala Santa-La La Land-Homing Instincts
    La La Land | Bauble Koala Santa-La La Land-Homing Instincts
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    La La Land | Bauble Koala Santa

    La La Land

    Ho Ho Ho, Look who's come to town...your very own Koala Santa! Adorned with a long fuzzy beard and velvety red cap, this Australian Santa is a must...

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  • Rosie Made A Thing | Wife Stress Card-Homing Instincts
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    Rosie Made A Thing | Wife Stress Card

    Rosie Made A Thing

    To my fab Wife. Finding you the right birthday present has caused me debilitating stress. You're welcome.

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  • Marriage Guidance Card - "I'm glad you managed to get that useless looking chunk of shit here on time"-Homing Instincts
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    Marriage Guidance Card - "I'm glad you managed to get that useless looking chunk of shit here on time"

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  • Rosie Made A Thing | Hilariousness Card-Homing Instincts
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    Rosie Made A Thing | Hilariousness Card

    Rosie Made A Thing

    I feel sorry for people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.

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  • Card - Bro it's Your Birthday by Caroline Gardner-Scarpa Imports-Homing Instincts
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    Card - Bro it's Your Birthday by Caroline Gardner

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    The Word Up collection features key captions in a bold colour palette perfect for any man.  This card has been printed on board using a low chlorin...

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  • Rosie Made a Thing | Legend Boy Birthday Card-Rosie Made A Thing-Homing Instincts
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    Rosie Made a Thing | Legend Boy Birthday Card

    Rosie Made A Thing

    Printed in the UK on high quality textured board. Blank inside with a pebble envelope.

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  • La La Land | 3D Harry Styles Ornament-La La Land-Homing Instincts
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    La La Land | 3D Harry Styles Ornament

    La La Land

    Who doesn't want Harry hanging around all the time? Why wait for Christmas... A 3D Decorative Ornament with ribbon

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  • Card - Kath Mother's Day-Candlebark-Homing Instincts
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    Card - Kath Mother's Day

    Candlebark

    Candle Bark Greeting Card designed and made in Australia. This card is sure to put a smile on the face of anyone who receives it. 

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  • kids vs adults game-Curated Group-Homing Instincts
    kids vs adults game-Curated Group-Homing Instincts
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    Ginger Fox | Kids vs Adults Game

    Curated Group

    Discover who’s the boss in Kids vs Adults when you go head-to-head in this fun-for-all trivia card game.

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With every occasion, from births to deaths, good lucks to get well’s, there is one constant: greeting cards. No celebration or commiseration is complete without a card. Pre-filled or blank, a card is an introduction to the tone of the gift or event to come – and don’t you dare open your present before reading it! 

Funny Cards

When choosing a funny greeting card, you should consider the receiver’s sense of humour. Is it silly or sarcastic? Illogical or intellectual? From witty photos to amusing illustrations, browse our range to find your favourite form of funny…

Rude Cards

If the person you are buying a card for loves a bit of cheeky or bawdy, blue humour, look no further than our rude card collection. Everything’s in there, from the slightly indelicate to the downright deliciously indecent. Enjoy!

Mean Cards

Fond of the offensive, slurs and swear words? You’ve come to the right @#$%&! place. If you love throwing bold barbs and insults, you’re welcome! Our array of mean greeting cards cover every @#$%&! word under the sun, from A to Z (or more like, C to F).