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  • Go The F**k To Sleep Book-Brumby Sunstate-Homing Instincts
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    Go The F**k To Sleep Book

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    Features: Author: MANSBACH, ADAM Publisher: TEXT PUBLISHING PAPERBACK ISBN: 9781921758843

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    You Have to F**king Eat Book

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    From the author of the international bestseller GO THE F**K TO SLEEP comes a book about the other great parental frustration: getting your little a...

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    F**k Now There Are Two Of You

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    Features: Author: Mansbach, Adam and Brozman, Owen  Publisher: Text Hardback ISBN: 9781922268341 Publish Date: 1/10/2019 Page Count: 32

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Here at Homing Instincts, we’ve got rude gifts galore. We’ve got rude gifts with swear words on them, like f**k, s**t, w*nker and b**ch. We’ve got rude gifts adorned with private parts, and some even shaped like them too. These presents aren’t just funny though, they can be highly functional too. Some are socks, others tea towels. Some are planters, mugs, mittens, soap and signs. Browse our full collection for more!

Get Socked!

We love socks. Socks are great. Sure, they keep your feet warm, but they can make a statement too. Graphic socks can help you to express your personality, your opinions and your pet peeves. When it comes to getting someone a rude gift, socks are a stellar choice. We stock socks from Blue Q and Spencer Flynn and they’re pretty fun. Some of our all–time favourite phrases include ‘B**ch I Am Relaxed’, ‘This Meeting Is Bulls**t’, ‘I’m A Delicate F**king Flower’, ‘There Are Assholes Everywhere’ & ‘Calm Your Tits’.

Bums, Boobs & Balls!

Now, nothing says rude gifts like rude parts, am I right?! So if cheeky is what you’re after, you’ve come to the right place. We have a bunch of body part presents on offer in–store and online, most notably from homewares brand Jones & Co and novelty gift gurus MDI. If your friend or family member likes to crack a joke (get it, crack?) a backside shaped plant pot is perfect. If your mate wants a mug with muffs, breasts or ‘penis’ written all over it, you guessed it, we’ve got that too!