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Original price $6.99 - Original price $6.99Original price$6.99$6.99 - $6.99Current price $6.99Grow a Boyfriend
MDII grow to 6x my size, just add water! Babe, you're always right Let's go shopping all day I never snore I don't talk, I just listen
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MDIMaybe you haven't had much luck in the past? Or maybe you are just wanting to have a bit of an upgrade? Avoid the silly questions, nagging, and ho...
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Homing InstinctsIncludes 10 different pre-recorded "Yes, Dear" sayings. The easy and painless way to domestic harmony!Sayings include 'Yes, Dear', 'If you're happy...
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Original price $8.95 - Original price $8.95Original price$8.95$8.95 - $8.95Current price $8.95MDI | Ring Beer Bottle Opener
MDINever be caught without a beer bottle opener again! This is a perfect addition to ensure no man is left empty handed. Features: Made from brushed...
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Original price $16.95 - Original price $16.95Original price$16.95$16.95 - $16.95Current price $16.95MDI | Arse/Face Soap
MDIThe scented soap that tells you where to stick it. Perfect for housemates that need a subtle warning to avoid any nasty mix-ups. Features: The wh...
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Original price $14.99 - Original price $14.99Original price$14.99$14.99 - $14.99Current price $14.99MDI | Stress Relief Sausage
MDIA super squeezy sausage for improved blood circulation, stress relief and muscle tension! Features: 1 Stress Relief Sausage
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Original price $14.95 - Original price $14.95Original price$14.95$14.95 - $14.95Current price $14.95MDI | Mini Knockout Swearing
MDIWork out some stress by hitting the Mini Knockout Swearing Punching Ball! This perfect mini punching ball affixes easily to any flat surface and, ...
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MDIA big squeezy, stretchy, bendable eggplant for ultimate stress relief Cheeky 3D version of your favourite emoji! Great novelty gift for those tha...
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MDIWash away your sins one soap at a time. Features: Soap bar with Jesus design Wash away your sins- literally! Great gag gift for the sinners
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MDIMan up and grow some balls by literally growing these balls. Features: Just add these balls to water and they grow up to 6 times their size Grea...
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Original price $16.99 - Original price $16.99Original price$16.99$16.99 - $16.99Current price $16.99Stress Relief Turd
MDIHilarious turd-shaped stress toy Give it a squeeze and feel your worries melt away Great for when you're having a crappy day Product dimension app...
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MDIHide your booze in plain sight! Features: Flask that looks and feels just like a smart phone Comes with a small funnel to easily fill the flask...
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Here at Homing Instincts, we’ve got rude gifts galore. We’ve got rude gifts with swear words on them, like f**k, s**t, w*nker and b**ch. We’ve got rude gifts adorned with private parts, and some even shaped like them too. These presents aren’t just funny though, they can be highly functional too. Some are socks, others tea towels. Some are planters, mugs, mittens, soap and signs. Browse our full collection for more!
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We love socks. Socks are great. Sure, they keep your feet warm, but they can make a statement too. Graphic socks can help you to express your personality, your opinions and your pet peeves. When it comes to getting someone a rude gift, socks are a stellar choice. We stock socks from Blue Q and Spencer Flynn and they’re pretty fun. Some of our all–time favourite phrases include ‘B**ch I Am Relaxed’, ‘This Meeting Is Bulls**t’, ‘I’m A Delicate F**king Flower’, ‘There Are Assholes Everywhere’ & ‘Calm Your Tits’.