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Need a way to insult someone without saying a word? These 100 cards contain the best insults you can say with your hands. Ages: 18 + Features: 10...
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View full detailsHere at Homing Instincts, we’ve got rude gifts galore. We’ve got rude gifts with swear words on them, like f**k, s**t, w*nker and b**ch. We’ve got rude gifts adorned with private parts, and some even shaped like them too. These presents aren’t just funny though, they can be highly functional too. Some are socks, others tea towels. Some are planters, mugs, mittens, soap and signs. Browse our full collection for more!
We love socks. Socks are great. Sure, they keep your feet warm, but they can make a statement too. Graphic socks can help you to express your personality, your opinions and your pet peeves. When it comes to getting someone a rude gift, socks are a stellar choice. We stock socks from Blue Q and Spencer Flynn and they’re pretty fun. Some of our all–time favourite phrases include ‘B**ch I Am Relaxed’, ‘This Meeting Is Bulls**t’, ‘I’m A Delicate F**king Flower’, ‘There Are Assholes Everywhere’ & ‘Calm Your Tits’.