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CAN'T WAIT TIL MY MOUTH TASTES LIKE COFFEE AGAIN. Name one thing that's worse and also better than coffee breath. You can't. Features: Soft br...
View full detailsGETTING OUT OF BED ISN'T FOR EVERYONE. There are two kinds of people in this world, and I'm the kind that stays in bed. Features: Soft bristle...
View full detailsSHOWERS CAN GO F**K THEMSELVES. I LIKE A BATH. Enough with these freakin' showers, ok? What's so great about time and water efficiency? I'll wait...
View full detailsI SAD. I PET DOG. I HAPPY. A toothbrush so bright and cheerful, even non-dog lovers will love it. I know that's not really the point... I'm just ...
View full detailsHEY, CRANKYPANTS, I LOVE YOU. Some people just aren't morning people. Or evening people. Or lunch time people. Or mid-morning people. That doesn'...
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