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It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it? Men's shoe size 7-12. 56% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 3% spandex.
I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
Who's a hero? YOU'RE A HERO. Congratulations, my dear. Please, have a slice. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
You know what they say: more is always more! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.
It's not eating alone if the cat is home. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex.
Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up? Features: Super-insulated. ...
View full detailsWe get it. You're on your way home from work feeling all inspired after finding that perfect recipe, but then you get to cooking and your life tu...
View full detailsEverything's better with just a pinch of altitude sickness. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.
These socks were made for DANCING! (Sorry, that one was too easy to pass up.) Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nyl...
View full detailsActually, next time, just bring the ones with the elastic waist. Or none at all. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he like...
View full detailsNot all who wander are (unintentionally) lost. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.
Yes, that's bitchy in a good way. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.
Coming soon: Man With A Pot and Man With A Dutch Oven! Features: Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, h...
View full detailsDream, believe, achieve, my friend. Dream, believe, achieve. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
That said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% combed c...
View full detailsHere I am, still having it. Never lost it, not once, and not ever gonna. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.
No, really... Are you going to check that? Because I think I smell smoke... and that flame is pretty high. Features: Super-insulated. 100%...
View full detailsBut not before a little sweet talk. I have standards, you know. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
I call 'em like I see 'em, ok? Features: Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.
You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.
Sometimes "far" is the other side of the world... and sometimes it's just to the inner caverns of your mind. Pretty deep for a sock, huh? Women's...
View full detailsI know I said I'd clean up, but this is going TOO FAR. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
Hey, as long as someone else is doing the cooking, it's all good. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
If you’re a guy who knows that spice is what makes the world go ‘round, make sure to pick up this colourful oven mitt! It features a toque-wearin...
View full detailsYou sure did! And they're standing right here! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
You're fucking welcome, and you're fucking welcome, everybody's fucking welcome, OK?! Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% ...
View full detailsI'll bake love to you, like you want me to, and I'll fold in your egg whites, baby all through the night... Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heav...
View full detailsThe term "beer me" can also be used to request non-beer items. For instance: "beer me those tongs" or "beer me the car keys." The possibilities are...
View full detailsHow many times do I have to ask you to not curse in front of the giraffe?! You know she's just going to repeat everything you say. Features: Su...
View full detailsShe will take extra sprinkles, though, if you have them. Maybe a cherry, too? Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
The wind in my hair, the sun on my back, and shorts that make my butt look amazing. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 54% combed cotton; 43% ny...
View full detailsFeatures: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.