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My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed c...
View full detailsYou don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, ...
View full detailsWhat's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Features: Men's shoe ...
View full detailsHeyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Featur...
View full detailsFor all the Dads out there who want to wear flip flops in Winter too, now is your chance! Features: One size fits most: fits size 5-11 70% cotto...
View full detailsThese socks are a hole-in-one! Ok, that was too easy. Look, I know very little about golf, but I know that there's a lot of beer involved. And when...
View full detailsI usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% ...
View full detailsThe only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks. Specifications: Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spa...
View full detailsI'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.
The my2socks collection provides men and women with high quality, on trend, colourful and unique socks that add an element of individuality to an e...
View full detailsThe my2socks collection provides men and women with high quality, on trend, colourful and unique socks that add an element of individuality to an e...
View full detailsHey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just s...
View full detailsLook at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12...
View full detailsTell us how you really feel with your socks! Features: U.S. men's sock size 10-13 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% lycra
It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it? Men's shoe size 7-12. 56% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 3% spandex.
You know what they say: more is always more! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.
Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex.
Everything's better with just a pinch of altitude sickness. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.
Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he like...
View full detailsHere I am, still having it. Never lost it, not once, and not ever gonna. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.
You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.
The wind in my hair, the sun on my back, and shorts that make my butt look amazing. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 54% combed cotton; 43% ny...
View full detailsFeatures: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
MOVE OUTTA THE WAY! Fun Person coming through! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.
You can be a partial perfectionist all of the time or you can be a total perfectionist some of the time but you can't ever really make things perf...
View full detailsKama Socktra Features: U.S. men's sock size 10-13 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% lycra
It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylo...
View full detailsThey say you can’t teach an Old Dog new tricks, but you can, however, get an Old Man new gifts! If you’re on the look-out for Father’s Day gifts, then look no further than our range here at Homing Instincts. Dads can be particularly difficult to buy for, but in preparation for this year’s Father's Day, we have put together a go-to gift guide for getting your dad the perfect present. Forget the usual socks and jocks or another hardware store gift card, you should get your dad a gift that is personal and matches his personality.
On this page, we stock something for every manner of Man, from the newly minted, first-time dad to the father-in-law or grandad. Whether they love exploring the outdoors or eating crisps on the couch, or cooking up a storm for family and friends or just annoying them with bad jokes, we’ve got a gift to suit all sorts. So, show him that you really know him and love him with the perfect present – shop all our Father’s Day gifts today!
If he’s a man’s man and loves barbeques and booze, we’ve got some great Father’s Day gifts for you. Whether it’s a set of Rocking Whiskey Glasses or a Wine Glass to Go, he’ll be sure to stay hydrated and happy. We also stock the Ultimate Guide to Butchering, Smoking, Curing, Sausage and Jerky Making, plus a Copper Fixie Pizza Cutter and Daddy Cool or King of The Kitchen Aprons for all the foodie fathers out there. If your papa fancies himself as a bit of a Dad Joker, we’ve got novelty toilet paper, joke books and hilarious statement socks from Blue Q to browse too.
Has your dad got the travel bug? Get him a Father’s Day gift of inspiration with a Lonely Planet guidebook, or a 50 Places to Bike/Ski/Surf/Golf by Brumby Sunstate. If he’s a sporting nut, we’ve got gadgets and gear for the cycling enthusiast, as well as a Cricketers Gift Box and Footballers Soap for when he gets hot and sweaty after playing (or watching) a game. Has he got golf on the brain? Check out our golf trivia game, pen set, mug and socks.
Now it’s rare to have a technology savvy dad, but they are out there (apparently), and if that’s your dad, you’ve come to the right place. A Bellroy Tech Kit will keep him at the top of his tech game, as will the original, trendy Orbitkey. For the modern dad, we’ve got Memobottle’s for keeping cool in style. If your smart-arse dad likes to test his general knowledge, how about a go at The Genius Test or treat him to a game of After Dinner Trivia in a Tin. He can keep his face smooth and soft with Handsome’s range of creams, and give him the gift of a clean sink with The Beard Bib. And Solid State Cologne will keep him smelling great all year round - not just on Father’s Day!
Once you've got the Father's Day gifts sorted (or if all else fails, give the man some money!), you'll need a cool card to go with it. However, if you’re still not satisfied that your Father’s Day gifts will be a raging success, we do have a Gift Card option, with prices ranging from $30 - $300!
After even more Father's Day gift inspiration? Check out our Dad Directory Blog, where there are loads of awesome and hilarious tips for how to find the perfect present for your Papa.