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  • Blue Q | You're Fucking Welcome Socks-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | You're Fucking Welcome Socks-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | You're Fucking Welcome Socks

    Blue Q

    You're fucking welcome, and you're fucking welcome, everybody's fucking welcome, OK?!  Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% ...

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  • Blue Q | Takes No Shit Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Takes No Shit Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Takes No Shit Socks

    Blue Q

    She will take extra sprinkles, though, if you have them. Maybe a cherry, too? Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Creative Little F***er Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Creative Little F***er Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Creative Little F***er Men's Socks

    Blue Q

    Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Real Solid Dude Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Real Solid Dude Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Real Solid Dude Men's Socks

    Blue Q

    Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | I'm a Golf Guy Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I'm a Golf Guy Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I'm a Golf Guy Men's Socks

    Blue Q

    Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

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    Blue Q | Stubborn Men's Socks

    Blue Q

    Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Big Ol' Word Nerd Socks (Women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Big Ol' Word Nerd Socks (Women)

    Blue Q

    Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q| Anxious and Sexy Socks (Women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q| Anxious and Sexy Socks (Women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q| Anxious and Sexy Socks (Women)

    Blue Q

    Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Shh, I'm Overthinking Socks (Women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Shh, I'm Overthinking Socks (Women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Shh, I'm Overthinking Socks (Women)

    Blue Q

    Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q |I'm Complicated Socks (Women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q |I'm Complicated Socks (Women)

    Blue Q

    Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Don't Make Mummy Be a Bitch Socks (Women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Don't Make Mummy Be a Bitch Socks (Women)

    Blue Q

    Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a speck. Women's shoe size 5-...

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  • Blue Q | I'm Beautiful and I Eat a Lot Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I'm Beautiful and I Eat a Lot Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I'm Beautiful and I Eat a Lot Oven Mitt

    Blue Q

    While we're listing accomplishments I'm really good at binge watching my shows, too. Super Insulated 100% cotton Measures: 31.5cm x 18cm

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  • Blue Q | Love Who You Love Women's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Love Who You Love Women's Socks

    Blue Q

    It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Features: Men's shoe size 5-10. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylo...

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  • Blue Q | Love Who You Love Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Love Who You Love Men's Socks

    Blue Q

    It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylo...

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  • Blue Q | Puppy Power Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Puppy Power Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Puppy Power Socks

    Blue Q

    Knowledge is puppy power. Or is it the other way around? Probably doesn't matter. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 2% spand...

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  • Blue Q | F**king Pizza Dish Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | F**king Pizza Dish Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | F**king Pizza Tea Towel

    Blue Q

    I'm all for religious tolerance and freedom, but if you don't believe in Pizza Angels then I can't be your friend. Features: Super-absorbent. 1...

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  • Blue Q | One More Episode Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | One More Episode Socks

    Blue Q

    Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and Netflix and chill. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% combed cotton;...

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  • Blue Q | In Loving Memory Of Sleep Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | In Loving Memory Of Sleep Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | In Loving Memory Of Sleep Socks

    Blue Q

    I'm so sorry for your loss. Sleep was such a kind, gentle soul and she'll be sorely missed. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton;...

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  • Blue Q | Dogs Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Dogs Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Dogs Socks

    Blue Q

    You may wager that we have gone overboard with the cat stuff here at Blue Q. Well, watch out, because we just raised you a Dog Sock! Features:  ...

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  • Blue Q | I'm Going To Fuck This Food Up (In A Good Way) Oven Mitt-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I'm Going To Fuck This Food Up (In A Good Way) Oven Mitt-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I'm Going To Fuck This Food Up (In A Good Way) Oven Mitt

    Blue Q

    I've got the gear, I've got the time, and I've got the stamina. Watch out food, I'm coming for ya. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton. ...

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  • Blue Q | Yes Girl Yes Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Yes Girl Yes Socks

    Blue Q

    Should you buy the shoes? Do you get the extra scoop? Do you take over the world? YES, GIRL, YES. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 35% combed c...

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  • Blue Q | Meeting is Bullshit-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Meeting is Bullshit

    Blue Q

    I hate to be the one to break it to you... NOT! Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 69% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 1% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Big Ol' Word Nerd Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Big Ol' Word Nerd Men's Socks

    Blue Q

    Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

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  • Blue Q |I'm A Planner Socks (Women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q |I'm A Planner Socks (Women)

    Blue Q

    Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | These Were A Gift Socks (Women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | These Were A Gift Socks (Women)

    Blue Q

    Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q |My Fav Salad Socks (Women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q |My Fav Salad Socks (Women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q |My Fav Salad Socks (Women)

    Blue Q

    Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

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Christmas Gift Ideas for the Naughty and Nice!

‘Tis the season to be jolly, deck the halls with boughs of holly and fill up the shopping trolley with Christmas gifts. Having good Christmas gift ideas can be a challenge, but here at Ho Ho Homing Instincts, we’ve got that festive feeling in spades. So, whether your family & friends have been naughty or nice this year, there’s something for everyone - and Yule be sorry if you miss out… 

Christmas gifts for everyone on your list!

Looking for Christmas gift ideas for mum and dad? La La Land’s Australiana themed festive flora & fauna tree toppers and bauble decorations will certainly spruce up their tree, and Jones & Co’s popstar pot plant collection would be a great Christmas gift idea for other family members or friends. Need a Christmas gift for the girlfriend? You can’t go past Louvelle’s microfibre shower caps & hair wraps, or Kollab’s wildlife patterned beach bags. Something for the boyfriend? Executive Concepts have released a range of sleek and stylish body and camera bags, or get him a retro Oshi Football Club Bottle Opener. For the little ones in your life, explore Halcyon Nights’ new Among the Gumtrees series. And if you're a part of the family or workplace Secret Santa this year and struggling for novelty Kris Kringle gift ideas, be sure to browse our presents under $20 range for loads of options for The Boss, The Workmate, The Bestie & more!

It’s the most wine-derful time of the year…

Christmas and the holidays mean picnics, pools & beach parties, and Sunnylife have got you well and truly sorted. Their fun and fabulous new products include luxe bar sets, champagne flutes and stemless wine tumblers, as well as waterproof speakers, cameras and inflatable lilos – perfect Christmas gift ideas for the youths in your lot. If a humble cuppa is more your family’s style, treat them to a gorgeous glass teapot, cup & saucer set from Cristina Re, or something from the uber functional Grand Designs kitchenware collection. And don’t forget – we do Free Shipping on all orders over $75!

But wait - there’s myrrh!

Late-night Christmas trading is coming! If you’re keen on an in-person browse & buy, our Hawthorn and Malvern gift shops will be open at 8am - 9pm Monday to Friday from December 1st, and right up until 6pm on Christmas Eve for all you last-minute shoppers. And if gift wrapping isn’t your thing, our fast & friendly team will happily gift wrap your goodies for you for free!