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  • Blue Q | F**k off I'm Gaming Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | F**k off I'm Gaming Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | F**k off I'm Gaming Men's Socks

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    My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT. Features:  Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed c...

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  • Blue Q | Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Men's Socks

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    You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, ...

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  • Blue Q | Cool-Ass Grandpa Socks-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Cool-Ass Grandpa Men's Socks

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    What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Features: Men's shoe ...

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  • Blue Q | Man with a Pan Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Man with a Pan Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Man with a Pan Oven Mitt

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    Watch out, guys! This man's got a pan and he's not afraid to use it. Or, at least, if he is, he's not letting on. Features: Super-insulated. 10...

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  • Blue Q | Feed you F**kers Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Feed you F**kers Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Feed you F**kers Oven Mitt

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    It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?!  Features: Super-insulated. 100% c...

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  • Blue Q | Here Comes Cool Dad Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Here Comes Cool Dad Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Here Comes Cool Dad Men's Socks

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    Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Featur...

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  • Blue Q | Golf Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Golf Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Golf Men's Socks

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    These socks are a hole-in-one! Ok, that was too easy. Look, I know very little about golf, but I know that there's a lot of beer involved. And when...

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  • Blue Q | Pretty Decent Boyfriend Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Pretty Decent Boyfriend Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Socks

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    I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% ...

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  • Blue Q | Meeting is Bullshit Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Meeting is Bullshit Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Meeting is Bullshit Men's Socks

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    The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks. Specifications: Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spa...

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  • Blue Q | Crazy Cat Dude Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Crazy Cat Dude Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Crazy Cat Dude Men's Socks

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    I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Grumpy Old Man Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Grumpy Old Man Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Grumpy Old Man Men's Socks

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    Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks! Features:  Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Worst Gift Ever Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks

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    Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just s...

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  • Blue Q | Coolest Guy on the Conference Call Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Coolest Guy on the Conference Call Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Coolest Guy on the Conference Call Men's Socks

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    Look at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12...

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  • Blue Q | Get Shit Done...Later - Socks (men)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Get Shit Done...Later Men's Socks

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    It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it? Men's shoe size 7-12. 56% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 3% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Pizza's Here Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Pizza's Here Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Pizza's Here Oven Mitt

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    Who's a hero? YOU'RE A HERO. Congratulations, my dear. Please, have a slice. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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  • Blue Q | One More Episode Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | One More Episode Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | One More Episode Men's Socks

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    You know what they say: more is always more! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Get a Load of these Whiskers Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Get a Load of these Whiskers Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Get a Load of these Whiskers Men's Socks

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    Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Adventure Man - Socks (men)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Adventure Man - Men's Socks

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    Everything's better with just a pinch of altitude sickness. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | I F**king Love it Out Here Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I F**king Love it Out Here Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I F**king Love it Out Here Men's Socks

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    Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he like...

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  • Blue Q | Still Got It - Socks (men)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Still Got It - Socks (men)

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    Here I am, still having it. Never lost it, not once, and not ever gonna. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Yeah I'm Old Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Yeah I'm Old Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Yeah I'm Old Men's Socks

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    You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Beer Me Apron-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Beer Me Apron-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Beer Me Apron

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    The term "beer me" can also be used to request non-beer items. For instance: "beer me those tongs" or "beer me the car keys." The possibilities are...

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  • Blue Q | Big Ol' Word Nerd Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Big Ol' Word Nerd Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Big Ol' Word Nerd Men's Socks

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    Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Creative Little F***er Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Creative Little F***er Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Creative Little F***er Men's Socks

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    Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Real Solid Dude Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Real Solid Dude Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Real Solid Dude Men's Socks

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    Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | I'm a Golf Guy Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I'm a Golf Guy Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I'm a Golf Guy Men's Socks

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    Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Stubborn Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Stubborn Men's Socks

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    Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Fun Person Alert Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Fun Person Alert Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Fun Person Alert Men's Socks

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    MOVE OUTTA THE WAY! Fun Person coming through!  Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Imperfectionist Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Imperfectionist Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Imperfectionist Men's Socks

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    You can be a partial perfectionist all of the time or you can be a total perfectionist some of the time but you can't ever really make things perf...

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  • Blue Q | Love Who You Love Men's Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Love Who You Love Men's Socks

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    It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylo...

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Anyone with a sense of humour deserves an item or two from Blue Q. They’ve been designing & manufacturing amusing accessories since 1988 – aka for over 30 years! Their products are distinctive for their silly & sarcastic quotes, bright colours & retro inspired illustrations, and with a motto like “we just want you to be happy”, it’s no wonder they’re a beloved brand in gift stores all around the country…

Socks For Guys & Gals

There’s no doubt that Blue Q’s graphic & novelty socks for men & women are the company’s most well known and successful items. Made from combed cotton, nylon & spandex, they’re super comfortable and fit all foot sizes. However, it’s what’s written on them that makes them best sellers. Quotes range from ballsy backchat like “F**k Off I’m Gaming”, “Bitch I Am Relaxed”, “I’m Not Bossy I Am The Boss” and “Shhh… I’m Overthinking” to self-proclaimed mantles like “Cool Dad”, “Crazy Cat Dude”, “Grumpy Old Man”, “Cut As A Bitchy Button”, “Mindful As F**k”, “Cute But Psycho”, “Tough As Shit” & much more.

Oven Mitts & Aprons

If you want to make a sassy statement in the kitchen, Blue Q oven mitts & aprons are just what you need. The mitts are made of 100% cotton and are well insulated, whilst the aprons are a soft yet sturdy heavy cotton twill and come with an adjustable neck strap, pockets and long waist ties. Both are as practical as they are personality packed. Popular cooking related captions include “Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient”, “Man With A Pan”, “Feed You F**kers”, “Pizza’s Here”, “Undo Your Pants”, “Food Ya Burnt”, “I’ve Heard Good Things About Wine”, “I’ll Bake Love To You”, “Beer Me” & “Mr Spice Guy”.

Tea Towels & Toothbrushes

Super-absorbent and made from cotton, a Blue Q tea towel is another great addition to the homewares and kitchen cooking accessories collection. Due to its portrait length size, a few of them feature longer funny phrases, from odes to pizzas and other people’s cooking, to a love of coffee and whose turn it is to clean. Speaking of cleaning, polishing your pearly whites comes next, and would you believe it, Blue Q has entered that market too. BPA free and complete with soft bristles and a wide handle, these toothbrushes are a brightly coloured way to turn a routine into riot!